Time For a Little Cowboy Diplomacy


I’m Will Roberts, and this is the daily scream, AHHH, here we go! 



So I am getting a little crazed and confused about this ISIS, ISIL, You say tomato I say tamato thing. It’s on the news day and night.  By the way, I don’t know if you all know this but back in the 70’s we had a very pretty female superhero called IsIs. She would put her metal bracelets together and transform her into crime fighter.


Just so were clear, you’re calling yourself the name of a female superhero guys. But while were on the subject, it seems as though, some folks are upset that the President isn’t acting like a superhero, when it comes to ISIS, ISIL …whatever! So I wanted to throw my 2 cents in and if you don’t like it, I refund your money. 


My theory is, hit um with everything! I mean technologically, and film it for a Christmas release. Cover the air in drone, hack their servers, cut off cell service, but no troops! And look, when was the last time you saw a good old fashion war movie, well, here’S the chance.


Take all the footage collected from the drones and make a blockbuster movie. Sell tickets and T-shirts, that will recoup the money we spend. 


Oh, Mr. President, I am sending you a pair of cowboy boots and a cowboy hat, your gonna need it. 




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